Tag: funny
group name: dontcare
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August 02, 2007 08:28 PM EDT --
My 6 year old told me a cute little joke that I had to share:
What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A nervous rex
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May 26, 2007 01:14 AM EDT --
There was a man with no arms and he needed a job. He applied at a local church as the bell ringer. The reverand said, "How can you ring the bell with no hands.
The man explained . . . more
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August 28, 2007 12:36 AM EDT --
I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:
Your potted plants stay alive.
6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favourite song on the elevator at . . . more
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May 22, 2007 01:59 AM EDT --
I saw on the news today where a hearse carrying a body to the grave in San Franscisco hit a large pothole. The doors of the hearse were not properly secured, and the coffin slipped out. It . . . more
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July 14, 2007 04:53 AM EDT --
I just got these in my email and thought they were funny:
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man . . . more
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June 16, 2007 10:10 AM EDT --
Annoy The Office
Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. . . . more
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June 12, 2007 11:05 AM EDT --
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August 28, 2007 05:02 AM EDT --
The other day I realized that I need to desperately go grocery shopping, but I didn't want to battle the weekend crowd. I figured I did have enough ingredients to make Shephard's pie, though without . . . more
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September 15, 2007 05:02 PM EDT --
People love to talk about their dogs. I do. Each one seems to do something special. My golden retriever won't go outside. He whines and cries as if he were standing in hot oil. . . . more
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July 16, 2007 08:53 AM EDT --
After working most of her life, Grandma
finally retired.
At her next check-up, the new doctor told
her to bring a list of all her medications.
As the young doctor looked through these,
his eyes grew . . . more
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May 26, 2008 02:21 PM EDT --
My email is full of jokes today! Here is another one"
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, . . . more
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May 30, 2007 03:07 PM EDT --
Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready . . . more
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June 14, 2007 09:59 AM EDT --
Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and . . . more
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August 08, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
Two guys walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have ducked.
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What hurts more than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with sore feet!
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August 24, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
Angelina: Mama, I no wanna do my duty. He's gotta hairy toes, Mama.
Mama: Angelina, you go up a stairs and do a you duty to a you husband.
Angelina: All righta, Mama
Angelina comes down . . . more
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June 04, 2007 09:35 PM EDT --
When my daughter was four she was walking with her 10 years old sister. She saw graffiti on the street. The little one asked her older sister to read it. The older girl distracted the . . . more
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September 03, 2007 07:30 PM EDT --
Our star beagle (voiced by Jason Lee) is an incompetent rookie in the K-9 unit of the Capitol City police force, but after mistaking a ham for a bomb during the mayor's (John Slattery) press conference, . . . more
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September 11, 2007 09:35 PM EDT --
I was quizzing my daughter on the material for her Social Studies test tomorrow, as we were driving home from dance class. Basically she is being tested on the American Government...this is the exchange... . . . more
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August 09, 2007 12:49 AM EDT --
Do you have a stupid crook story? I just read about one in Michigan in an AP article.
This man goes into a Chase bank to rob it, but forgot his bag to carry the money.
I've . . . more
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February 06, 2008 10:45 AM EST --
An email that proves it can be good to be old!
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had . . . more
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